The Authentic Eclectic
Dr. Clawson’s New Acquisition
5 min readNov 23, 2021
We were walking through the park on a clear winter’s day, braving the wind and sharing life updates, when Dr. Clawson’s mouth jerked into that signature lopsided smile that split slightly to reveal a pronounced canine. My heart leapt in anticipation.
“Would you like to hear about my most recent acquisition?”